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A skeleton walks into a bar

He tells the bartender, “Give me a beer and a mop”

Walks into a bar

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1. Tried to start a business deodorizing fiddles.

But nobody much cares for scents-less violins.

2. I wasn't given a cremation permit...

I had to urn it.

3. Which government agency is responsible for regulating halitosis?

The US Mint.

4. Mexican guy goes to Little Caesars and is didappointed.

He was hoping to find nose hair clippers.

5. I sat down today to do an Airfix kit but I couldn’t. The instructions were all metallic and shiny.

I thought some bastard has foiled my plans

6. I made my gf a lovely Lebanese dinner but it ended up giving her food poisoning.

Safe to say i falafel about it

7. I heard today that the American factory which makes coins shut down completely and no one knows why

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8. Which is the most environmentally friendly country?

Mad-at-gas-car

9. What is it called when you make a triangular formation out of the worst chess pieces?

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